Potty mouth

These are the few that I can remember from this week...

Max: "Mama, I went poop! Well, its a small one. If poop is really small you call it a turd. Yeah. Mama! I have a turd!!!

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Max: (while on the potty) "Mama..."
me: "yeah?"
Max: "Haha, my penis is sticking to my leg... why?"

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While at a picnic John was standing by him while he peed outside (one of his most favorite things to do)
Max: "Dad, how many times do you shake it?"
John: "Just a couple buddy"
Max: "Well I have to do it 6 times, because sometimes if I only do it 4 times I still get pee on me"

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at dinner...
Max: "Mama, Daddy, do you guys know how to wipe your own booties?"
John: "Yeah, we do"
Max: "But how do you know how to do it?"
John: "We have been doing it for a long time"
... this conversation continued with many other questions about how you know when you are done wiping and lots of other gross stuff...